♈ Aries: Argumentative, ego-centric, hyper competitive; sanity is relative to this sign. They will deny being competitive because they have no competition. Aries seem to live in states of grandiosity, self serving actions and a mindset that they could have done better than others
♉ Taurus: Materialistic, greedy, dominating; they live in world’s of their own where insult has no response. Taurus tend to lust after ‘things’ and control others, or control others by submissing them into boredom. Can take years to start something they could have finished already.
♊ Gemini: Dishonest, detached, amoral; they rarely feel remorse or guilt, justifying it as something they ‘had’ to do, it is hard to arouse feelings in Gemini when there is nothing there. Gemini are excellent at appearing as though they are attentively listening when they are daydreaming their own conversations
♋ Cancer: Subjective, sulking and guilt tripping; they are always thinking things were better in history, things were better how they ‘used’ to be; Cancer can never get used to new ideas. They have a great ability at stirring guilt in others, such as texting someone not to come over; then making them feel bad for not showing up
♌ Leo: Ego maniacal, vain, grandiose; Leo thinks the universe revolves around the sun and the sun is them. They can get jealous of an animal if they feel like it is stealing their spotlight. Many are atheists because the concept of a higher being means there is somebody bigger than them
♍ Virgo: Guilt tripping, hypochondriac, fussing; everyone gets a cold and they think they are palliative. Virgo are so particular, and elite at making others feel remorse, and whether they like to admit it or not many consider themselves modern day saints
♎ Libra: Procrastinating, hypocritical, dominating; one minute they are raving about their new diet and the next minute breaking it. Libra are renowned at knocking people over with their charm to get what they need and want from them. They consider themselves the best lover you could get
♏ Scorpio: Exhausting, self serving, obsessive; if they are not obsessing about something all night they are writing 300 times over ‘I will not be obsessive’. Scorpio’s innate reflex is to ‘retaliate first’ and they have no qualms in messing with other people’s emotions
♐ Sagittarius: Tactless, unresponsive, irresponsible; they may appear as though they are relaxed and nonjudgmental, but if they disagree with your belief system they will patronise you instead ‘oh she’s so cute she believes God is real’. Many Sagittarians have such a bohemian aura that their ego centricity is undetected, ego is self esteem to them
♑ Capricorn: Dishonest, selfish, negligent; they can justify anything, embezzlement, taking money from the elderly. Their self interest can be alarmingly intense and the words ‘casual’ or ‘go with the flow’ do not register as words in their vocabulary. Capricorn are judgmental and motive driven
♒ Aquarius: Erratic, delusional, arrogant; they are bombastic, menial tasks such as cleaning the house is just too tiresome for them. A lack of attention hits them in surprising ways and they love humanity but tend to loathe people. Feelings come in the form of a laboratory and text book
♓ Pisces: Impossible, frustrating, unrealistic; they adore with interfering in the lives of others, despite their nonjudgmental stances. Pisceans are the biggest gossipers in the work place and friendship circles, acting as a self esteem boost, because they often believe they don’t have much else to offer.